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Hello my Sprightly Springboks of Spring,

Why it just seems like yesterday when I was running for cover with sniper fire whizzing past my head while disembarking from a plane in Bosnia.

What was Hillary thinking? That happened to ME, not her. There she goes again thinking she is me. All the Republican candidates want to sleep with me and all the Democrat candidates want to be me. I'm just glad they all aspire to greatness. And that is a good thing.


Only Four More Shows Left!

If you have not been down to catch our Demented Divas Go To Hollywood show at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret, you only have four more chances to see this hilarious dragtastic comedy revue. Our four final shows are on April 2, 9, 16 and 30. Get thee to Lannie's website for tickets! To get your tickets, click on over to www.Lannies.com

Starting May 7, join us for our Demented Divas: Diva 101 show, a reprise of the original Demented Divas show with some new twists!


Drag Queen Bingo to Benefit Rainbow Alley

We love raising money for charity and you can help us on April 23!

Join the Demented Divas for a pirate-filled fun night of Booty-licious Bingo. It's drag queen bingo with a swash-buckling twist! Iona Trailer, Gabriella Butz'In, Portia Potty and myself will have you laughing on the floor with our crazy bingo games. Win prizes from the Booty-licious Treasure Chest. Plunderin' and pillagin' have never been so much fun. Doors 7:00 p.m., Bingo at 8:00 p.m.

Our Demented Divas drag queen bingo will benefit Rainbow Alley. Rainbow Alley is a drop-in center designed to support GLBT youth and their allies ages 12-21. It is a warm and welcoming environment, complete with supportive adults and youth. The Alley provides health services, counseling and referral, youth-lead events and activities, and life resources in a safe and supportive space. Rainbow Alley focuses on peer-to-peer support and education. Youth leaders are trained in peer based support, safe sex education and HIV prevention.

To get your tickets, click on over to www.Lannies.com


Too Close Too Call. Vote Now!

The horse race to see which drag queens end up on the Roy Stafford's calendar is in full swing. And some of us do look like horses. I won't say which end. I've been running neck and neck with Nina Montaldo for the top spot. If you haven't voted, there is still time. The voting ends on April 30th at midnight. So get to clicking!

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Click on Calendar and cast your vote!


World Wide Wacky News

This is wrong in so many ways; I don't even know where to begin.


Keep the fun and laughter radiating!

Ever glowing,

Nuclia Waste
Princess of Plutonium
The Triple Nipple Drag Queen of Comedy