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| Welcome my divalicious darlings to my very own God Hates Fags web page!
I've put this page up in response to the evil and hate being perpetrated by Fred Phelps and his "church" in Topeka, Kansas. Could Fred and his family be any tackier and distasteful by protesting at the funerals of people who have died from AIDS and from soldiers who have died in Iraq? Fred Phelps main message is that God hates fags. The poor misguided man. He only has half the message. The complete message is "God Hates Fags...Who Can't Accessorize!". Which, of course, we know is true. God has given gays and lesbians the uncanny ability to always look fabulous and to help make the rest of the world look fabulous too. It's a gift and God would hate us if we wasted it. Now if you read your bible, you will remember that Moses brought the commandments down from the mountain not once, but twice. The second time he only had 10 commandments. The first time, he had a good dozen. The missing two, I have discovered after years on my knees in the Qumran caves where the Dead Sea Scrolls were found, are: 11. God hates fags.... who can't accessorize. 12. Obey these 12 commandments. Don't make me slap you. (Roll your mouse over my cute little outfit to see this one in action.) Thanks for Playing The Contest and Helping The Matthew Shepard Foundation! All the entries below generated a total of $100 to help the Matthew Shepard Foundation. I donated $1 for each fun answer received. You can still send in your best God Hates Fags.. answer and I will continue to add them to this page! Send your answer, along with your name and where you are from to Nuclia Waste. |
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A very misguided, hate-filled Phelps follower.
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God Hates Fags Who...
Watch for this spot for upcoming fun answers!
...can't accessorize.
Nuclia Waste, Denver, CO
...do not decorate. To live in a tasteless house is a SIN!
Queen Bop, Georgia
...don't Tivo "Desperate Housewives" religiously.
Tai, Denver, CO
...who wear stripes and plaids at the same time.
Kelli, Denver, CO
...wear panty hose with open-toed shoes. Tres tacky!
AL_QT, Alabama
...who don't know a salad fork from a dessert fork.
Fiddlebum, TN
...who hate themselves.
Christopher, Atlanta, GA
...have bad hairdos.
Lori, Yuma AZ
......who pay even one whit of attention to Fred Phelps.
Adrienne Madrid
......don't adopt at least one homeless animal.
Butterbean, Mississippi
......don't know Liza or Cher songs.
Harlette, Dallas, TX
......don't act Queenly on a daily basis.
Pam Long, Richmond, VA
......don't use protection.
Matty, Louisville, CO
......don't take their personal grooming seriously enough.
Jezabelle
......stay in the closet their entire lives (closets are for fabulous clothes, not people).
GTA, Cochran, GA
God hates fags...but no, God hates the intolerant bigot whose intellect lags! Most likely, his penis sags.
Anastasia, South Carolina
...don't "Live Life with Heart!"
Marion McKuzins,Denver, CO
...have no sense of humor.
Katherine, Oklahoma City, OK
...who don't revel in their fabulosity!
Kimmy Darling, Washington DC
...don't help the poor misguided straight people. How else are we going to learn to dress ourselves and throw fabulous parties?
Jinny, San Angelo Tx.
...have chipped nail polish.
Allison, Marietta, GA
...don't support their own causes. Like Matthew Shepard and any HIV/AIDS organization's.
Christopher, Denver, CO
...let fags buy sansabelt pants!
Zilla
...don't know that God loves them just they way they are.
Scarlette, NC
...don't share their fashion sense, witty humor and divalicious attitude with the rest of the world.
DDesiree DDelish, Jacksonville, AL
...who don't vote!
Jayelle, NYC
...don't brush both of their teeth in a circular motion.
Charlie G, Alabama
...are so repressed and self-loathing that they turn into gay-bashers, and hates 'em double when they do it in Her name!
Donna, West Virginia
...don't support the Matthew Shepard Foundation.
Adam, Denver, CO
...who don't brush and floss!
David, Denver
...who don't love life and their fellow man.
Rick, Denver
...that use glow in the dark condoms to find their way out of a dark bathhouse. That's just a waste of a condom.
Goddess Duane, Denver, CO
...don't show the world what amazing people they really are.
Maggie Mine, Titusville, FL
...can't dance!!!!
JuleeKay
...have never seen Mommy Dearest.
Kim, Springhill, LA
...carry big clunky purses!
Nancy Tammy, Cleves, Ohio
...can't name the "Queer Eye" Fab Five.
Carol Martzinek, New York City
aka "Dragonfly Diva"
...have small minds. Larger than life is just the right size!
Miss Sayrah, Flower Mound, Texas
...can not come out of the closet, and blame their issues on others.
Juana, Denver, CO
...don't do what makes their heart sing.
SouthernBellle, Jackson, MS
...don’t know every word of Prince’s Controversy.
Annabelle Ambrosia, Alabama
...that pop their collars! I hold Phelps responsible for bringing back that trend.
Jerrod Wilkins, Denver CO
...mix tweed with gold lame'. Wait, that's Martha who hates that.
Suzanne Denver CO
...wear pearls before 6:00p.m.
Michael, Alexandria VA
...don't rejoice in their fag-ness-mess-ness.
Kathy and Scott, Denver CO
...are not particular.
Leslie, Denver
...who can't walk right in high heels.
Queen of Hearts, Iowa
...don't make best friends with straight women with no fashion sense.
PinkPolkaDot, Arkansas
...without a bunch of great hags to remind them to accessorize, watch Desperate Housewives, get their nails done, coordinate their fashion, revel in their funny side when they feel sad, watch Ab Fab, support and love them during the good, the bad, and the fugly.
Czarina Maggie, Marietta, Georgia
...are homophobic. Hate is not a family value!
BQOH, Canton, GA
...can’t sing and dance to some fabulous dance music.
Nicole, Jackson, MS
...that wears anything polyester.
...wear white loafers with dark socks.
Cat Schofield and Jill Mathews, Wheat Ridge Co.
...can't complete the sentence, "Clang, clang, clang..."
Jeffrey J. Betsch, Denver, CO
...still pay to see Tom Cruise movies.
KimmyDarling, DC
...allow hate to go unchallenged.
Carolyn, South Carolina
...don't love Cher.
Andrew Yale, Denver, CO
...don't love everyone and everyone that doesn't love them.
Bret J. Washichek, Denver, CO
...that live a lie!
Denver Bad Boyz, Denver, CO
...that nag too much.
Anthony Aragon aka "Mr. Waste", Denver, CO
...don't remodel. (Thou shalt spread thy fabulous style unto every living room, bathroom and kitchen in thine abode. Verily I say unto you, leave no wall uncovered and no room without decore... Thus sayeth the Lord!)
Brian - Denver, CO
...who don't know the difference between "that" and "who."
Louis Sisneros, Denver, CO
....run over there credit limit, and STILL has a closet full of clothes with nothing to wear!
Eric, Pueblo, Colorado
...don’t wear clean underwear!!! After all what would your mother say.
Mike , Seattle, WA
...vote for Republicans!
Doug, Denver CO
...ignore the semi annual sales at Pottery Barn, Banana Republic, or Pier One!
Tammie Janel, Florida
...don't fling thier hairs every chance they get!
Shannon, Nashville, TN
...are Republican.
Erin, Denver, CO
...don't keep a great house!
Lisa, Tucson, AZ
...jump on couches and declare their love for Katie Holmes.
(maybe not God but certainly all of America)
Just Tickled Pink, Melbourne, FL
...don’t support same sex marriage. Because you know, after a few years of marriage, all the sex is the same.
Tamara, Evansville, Indiana
...don't know who Bob Mackie is.
Michael Murphy
God hates fags to be hated.
Contessa Venessa, St Augustine, Florida
...keep their mouths shut!
Shawn Turney, Denver, CO
...have 10 inch dicks. He's jealous.
Essie Mae, Atlanta, GA
...don't know all the words to "It's Raining Men!"
Lulu, Eugene, OR
...wear white heeled shoes between Labor day and Memorial day especially with socks or rolled down knee highs.
Sweet B, Bloomfield CT
...can't think of a witty conclusion to God Hates Fags.....oops.
Joey, Denver CO
...spread hate. You better be dodging lightening bolts when you start using His words to spread hate around.
Susan S, Panama City, FL
dress down!
Lori, Arizona
...still have track lighting.
DivaJessie, Jonas Ridge, NC
...are more STRAIGHT than Forward, you know, those tasteless people who misinterpret His work like Fred Phelps.
The Great Accuser, Lakewood, CO
……who won't catch and share.
Sharon, Jackson, MS
. . . who can't skip to my lou
Heidi Thigpen, Denver, CO
...refer to Fred Phelps as "Reverend."
Cheryl, Denver, CO
... aren't in line to slap ole Freddy boy!
Mary, Statesboro GA
...can’t dance and don’t know showtunes.
Zea, North Dakota
...don’t know their Joan from their Bette!
Missy Crystal, Crossville AL
...text each other while out to dinner with a group.
Chris, Broomfield, CO
...can't spell "sequins"
Renee Smith, Denver, CO
God hates fags, but Jesus loves 'em!
Tad, Denver, CO
God hates no one! God loves everyone, no exceptions!
RastaRod, Holualoa, HI
...judge. Heck, God hates anyone who judges.
Dannie Denver, Colorado
...think Diana Ross was a member of the Pointer Sisters.
DeMarcio, Denver, CO
...who are slaves to what others might think.
Tigre Haller, Denver, CO
...don't feed their gay horses haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Shawn Conrad
…keep Project Runway on the air. The 13th commandment clearly states,
“Catty bitchery is not loving thy neighbor.”
Dallas Ward, Kansas City
...are terrified to be associated with anything remotely feminine.
If you need to work that hard at being butch, nobody's buyin' it!
CB, Colorado
...like Ann Coulter.
Barrycourage, North Plainfield, NJ