Ladies and Gentlemen, Boy and Girls, And Those Yet Undecided.

Welcome to the unveiling of the world's first Atomic Scooter. As many of you know, Nuclia Waste's first green scooter was stolen last year from underneath her triple nipples. She caught those thieves green handed and was quoted in Newsweek magazine, "Never, ever steal from a drag queen. She will hunt you down and make you pay. And she'll look fabulous the whole time she'd doing it."

For a year now, Nuclia's scientists have been drawing up plans for an Atomic Scooter in the secret radioactive labs deep beneath Rocky Flats. Airbrush artist Randy Gustafsen has now brought this dream to life. And the rumors ARE true. The Atomic Scooter has the ability to GLOW IN THE DARK. It also had the power of sterility so don't stand to close if you plan to have children with only one head.

Please welcome the Princess of Plutonium herself for the official unveiling,
Miss Nuclia Waste!

And so went to announcement when 40 brave souls witnessed this historic event at Erico Motorsports in Denver. The fog machine kicked in, music from 2001: A Space Oddysey played and the crowd gasped in astonishment when Nuclia pulled off the cape. Enjoy the photos and watch for Nuclia riding her new scooter around town!