Q. Nuclia, why do you have 3 boobs?
A. As many of you know, a horrific nuclear meltdown at the Rocky Flats NuClear Power plant fused me into the radioactive beauty you all love today. One of the side effects of the radiation gene therapy bath was the ability to grow extra appendages at will. But the main reason for the extra mammary glands is "you can never have too many accessories."
Q. Barry from Houston writes, "Miss Nuclia, the day after you left Houston, I was rushed to the emergency room where the doctor's discovered several large kidney stones. Could your visit have some corelation?"
A. There can be many side effects to being bathed in my plutonium rays including kidney stones, hair loss, and a sudden need for liposuction. Do not let these negative side effects deter you from placing yourself in the presence of my beauty. Positive side effects you will experience include an increase in your sexual stamina, the ability to see through clothing and a sudden need to wrestle alligators.
Q. Mimi from www.dragtopia.com writes, "I just love all your fabulous costumes. Are any for sale?"
A. Unfortunately, none of my costumes are for sale. Once I wear them, the radioactive isotopes contaminate them so much they must be sealed in underground caves in Nevada for thousands of years. If you're around in the year 4001, you are welcome to dig them up and dress like me.
Q. Nuclia, what one thought sums up your philosophy of life?
A. It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Q. Roger from Denver asks "Has anyone (Drag Queen Terrorists, for example) ever attempted to kidnap you & utilize your ultra-bombastic powers for their own vile & vapid mechanations? Just curious, and concerned."
A. Unfortunately, no terrorist group (drag queen or otherwise), has had the foresight or vision to see the "Taking Over The World" possibilities of harnessing the Special Plutonium Powers of Nuclia Waste. A student at CU did channel some of my powers once to complete a term paper. He did get an A+ which leads me to believe that a ego-driven third world country leader could have some success with Nuclia Waste at his side. That would of course make me First Lady to the Ruler of the Entire World which is not a bad job if you can get it.
Q. Jill asks "Your social calendar is so full. When do you get your much evident beauty rest?"
A. One of the features of my Special Plutonium Powers is the ability to time travel. Since I have no time to sleep in the present day, I just head back to the Cretaceous Period and catch a beauty nap. Except for the occasionally attack by a Teradactyl or two, it works out pretty well.
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